rachel cheng
im all about personality and sex appeal, love me or hate me, i'll still love myself! i dance! i wash my hair minimum twice a day. i smoke. i make out with guys.. and girls. i drink beer in the morning. i don't like school. i think i'm pretty hopeless. i'm in love with talking to stuff toys and replying myself. i love attention. im outrageously vainpot. i have a tummy, around 0.5 inch thick, when i sit down.
playmates
if you're wondering..
my whole bloody aim to revamp this blog because i realized i do have readers. but they say my blog is bitchy. i dont think so LOR. haha. why is it bitchy. whatever la. since you all like it then i should continue to be bitchy. but i really dont think its bitchy. hahahhahaahha *roll eyes**
desires
money and money and money , beautiful hair , hot body , cute face , a date with tila tequila , yes not forgetting to be the sexiest dancer on earth. haha. oh i want to meet tony leung too. i think he's so charming. imagine tony leung wearing the army uniform *screams* yes, im not ashamed to announce my sexual fantasy consist of the guy dressed in the army uniform and cuddling me across the table top, pushing all the magazines down on the floor, its just , smoking hot.
the sweetest msg
i love the way you always laugh at everything and anything! even when i dont do anything funny.lol. i love to watch you dance coz to me you have this glow about you when you dance. heh. i love the way you cuddle up to me like a little girl and just want to lie on me..just makes me feel so loved! and the way you whisper those 3 magical words in my ear.. heart melt ar baby. hee. aiya i just love rachel cheng la. (: thanks, you've the nicest person ive ever belonged to.
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ugly women, fuck
example 1
i swear im gonna buy myself a camera phone, and take photos of those unglam women who have succeeded in interrupting my well-being in the midst of my heavy workload. screw you women!
me: hi, sorry to interrupt, but do you have any last orders?
whore/slut with no looks/figure: my last order is water! *holding the plastic red cup in the air which is half filled* with the fucking office lady tone!
me: *smiles politely and nod willingly* but i shook my damn head while walking away
i tell you! i regret not taking photo of her fugly flat face okay! so young and ugly still dont want to put make up. explains your fat like stomach. anyways. if you have such fat stomach please refrain from wearing a white tight shirt. it just digusts me to the max i feel like filling you up with water since you already look so bloated, explains why you need more water when your glass is already half-filled.
example 2
bitch with thick and unholy make up: why is there no more bread?! *fuck , you come in 15 mins before we close , of course must wait a while la*
me: *shocked with her thick make up* but i politely replied, " yes, i'll get it cut for you shortly, please take a seat" and i gave my ever so sweet sunshine smile.
bitch: oh, i want it toasted and she fucking rolled her eyes!
me: i felt like vomiting as her lashes batted like a crocodile but i remained composed and gave a smile
bitch: she proceeded to place her order and she literally tore the paper off the pad so hard it flew to the ground! *explains her big body size, she's damn big okay i swear. i think she wears dorothy perkins size 20!* and she gave me the go-pick-it-up face. im not a dog you bitch.
anyhoodles. women sucks. yay. rachel cheng is not a woman.
Labels: non vaginaterian